i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
a search helicopter?!
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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