You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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