Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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