It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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