Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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