My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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