she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
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