I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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