if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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