That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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