your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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