You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
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