I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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