Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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