i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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