Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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