Duck Duck Cougar?
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
Randomize
