why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I believe in your delicious
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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