I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Couch. On fire.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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