Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
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