More tranny stories later!
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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