I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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