You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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