Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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