am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
