I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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