We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
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