rhymes with "ouble enetration"
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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