I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Swine flu. Run for my life!
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
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