your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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