32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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