Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
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