I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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