Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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