I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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