Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I'm like, not good at living.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
