I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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