so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
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