"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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