The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
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