Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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