Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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