I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
its not stalking. its research.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Randomize
