Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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