I hope mine doesn't look like that
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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