All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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