do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
You don't make any sense
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