she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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