are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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