I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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