Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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