I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Randomize
