Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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