I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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