...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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